Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*
"So how’s school?"
sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants
i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”
like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand
Children > Adults
never go on a Tumblr hiatus, your followers become inactive and your blog will die.
no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up